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Old Feb 15, 2006, 02:40 AM // 02:40   #11881
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Well they do try to make you learn something...
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 02:58 AM // 02:58   #11882
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As the comedian Mr. Foxworthy stated:

The rules to marriage are this:

Rule #1: If your wife ain't happy, you ain't happy.
Rule #2: Don't forget Rule #1.

I think that's how it went.
It was actually goes like this:

Rule#1: If she ain't happy, you ain't happy.
Rule#2: If she ain't happy long enough, you ain't gonna be happy with half your stuff.
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 03:27 AM // 03:27   #11883
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Anybody ever watch "Distraction" on Comedy Central? They just had two girls answering questions on a bed of nails while a guy broke cinder blocks on their stomachs. Mostly, the show is cool, but that just gave me the heebie jeebies.
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 03:28 AM // 03:28   #11884
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i do sometimes but i kinda lost intrest in it...
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 03:31 AM // 03:31   #11885
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I think i've seen it once
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 03:38 AM // 03:38   #11886
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that show is odd....i've never noticed that the "Distractions" actually had an effect on the contestants.
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 03:40 AM // 03:40   #11887
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ya for some reason they dont really distract them just make them pause a second before stating the correct answer. and some are just down right wrong. such as the bathroom one.
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 03:45 AM // 03:45   #11888
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I don't know. I've seen plenty of contestants be distracted on that show.

Anyway, gotta go. 'Night all.
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 03:49 AM // 03:49   #11889
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 05:37 AM // 05:37   #11890
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Well I went for my check up today... all was well. I was a little uncomfortable sitting in the doctors office in my underwear waiting for the doctor to come in though... Anyway im pretty sure there is nothing wrong with me. I have to go for a blood test some time soon... I really dont like blood tests... had a bad experience at one...
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 06:06 AM // 06:06   #11891
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Well I went for my check up today... all was well. I was a little uncomfortable sitting in the doctors office in my underwear waiting for the doctor to come in though... Anyway im pretty sure there is nothing wrong with me. I have to go for a blood test some time soon... I really dont like blood tests... had a bad experience at one...
You get to wear underwear? Pssha. I stopped going 'cause I personally don't like waiting in a big room, only to be sent to be waiting in a smaller room, minus pants and all other cloths.

If I have cancer or something like that, I don't wanna know about it. I just wanna die ignorantly, then to fear an uncoming death. Kinda get my drift? What you don't know don't hurt you.
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 06:11 AM // 06:11   #11892
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You get to wear underwear? Pssha. I stopped going 'cause I personally don't like waiting in a big room, only to be sent to be waiting in a smaller room, minus pants and all other cloths.

If I have cancer or something like that, I don't wanna know about it. I just wanna die ignorantly, then to fear an uncoming death. Kinda get my drift? What you don't know don't hurt you.
I don't go cause I can't afford it, and I'm 20% sure I have lung cancer.
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 06:13 AM // 06:13   #11893
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You know I dont want to find out I have some kind of cancer... but in a way I do so if it is a kind that can be treated I have a chance to live.
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 06:24 AM // 06:24   #11894
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I haven't seen that one guy post in here awhile ago... could it be... the resurrection of the old posters?!

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i don't get it
Look on page 2.

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Old Feb 15, 2006, 06:30 AM // 06:30   #11895
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 06:31 AM // 06:31   #11896
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Can someone tell me what emo is?? The subject confuzles me...
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 06:34 AM // 06:34   #11897
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Lies Lies I tell you
Just because you joined the forums 2 days before I did... BAH!

Oh, I figured out what the Chinese instrument with one or two strings is called. Apparentlys its an Erhu.
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 06:35 AM // 06:35   #11898
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Interesting...
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 06:46 AM // 06:46   #11899
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Just because you joined the forums 2 days before I did... BAH!
Seniority... back of the line!
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 06:49 AM // 06:49   #11900
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Oh yeah well... I'm taller! HAH!

If it worked in grade school, it works today.

Its about time I went to sleep.
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